I'm a ben.

And a copywriter. And an attempted comedian. And a starter of sentences with conjunctions. 

Notable Talents: Making ads that get talked about. Dancing for the Madison Square Garden or Barclays Center JumboTron. Using the term “dancing” loosely.

Top Accomplishments: Making that one person laugh during my first stand-up set. Setting the record for Pop-a-Shot at multiple establishments. Taking tequila shots with Charles Barkley.

Worst Accomplishments: Almost dying at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo. Barack Obama making fun of my sweatshirt.

Life-Changing Moment: Watching the scene below as a 7-year-old: